ridge:

i have never felt so bad for a confused mother

ridge:

i have never felt so bad for a confused mother

at a horror movie
bf: are you scared?
me: in this economy who wouldn't be
dzolamboto:

oregonfairy:


The tallest statue in the world, Ushiku Daibutsu.

this always gives me chills


Insane.

dzolamboto:

oregonfairy:

The tallest statue in the world, Ushiku Daibutsu.

this always gives me chills

Insane.

selim-the-arrogant:

tardis221b:

velociraptorpunk:

canyouseethefuture:

infraredcello:

vsvpxmoney:

alicetemise:

MINDFUCK

with glasses = einstein
without = marilyn

My eyes…

OMG WHAT IS THIS

i literally just moved my contact in my eye to see if it worked and holy shit

sHIT I TOOK MY GLASSES OFF AND IT CHANGED??

for normal-sighted people: look from far away or squint

selim-the-arrogant:

tardis221b:

velociraptorpunk:

canyouseethefuture:

infraredcello:

vsvpxmoney:

alicetemise:

MINDFUCK

with glasses = einstein

without = marilyn

My eyes…

OMG WHAT IS THIS

i literally just moved my contact in my eye to see if it worked and holy shit

sHIT I TOOK MY GLASSES OFF AND IT CHANGED??

for normal-sighted people: look from far away or squint

ashleyapathy:

Heartbreaking Moments: 6/7 ~ The Iron Giant Sacrificing Himself (The Iron Giant)

zeloswildeer:

blushyarmin:

lordofthescience:

royaltyspeaking:

How to tell if it was a gunshot or fireworks: gunshots don’t echo, fireworks do. 

thaNK YOU SO MUCH

the fact that anyone might commonly need to know this terrifies me

clearly you’re not from america

Woke up. Rushed to get ready for work. Get to work. Find out I’m actually 7 hours early for my shift

lazypacific:

crazykissing:

are you in love?

no, actually, i’m in bed

i-eat-men-like-air:

john oliver is really not fucking around 

megustamemes:

Sounds like the best party ever.

megustamemes:

Sounds like the best party ever.

trouserweasel:

damn right I did

trouserweasel:

damn right I did

duluozlegend:

what i predict will be my most underrated joke of all time

duluozlegend:

what i predict will be my most underrated joke of all time