i have never felt so bad for a confused mother
The tallest statue in the world, Ushiku Daibutsu.
this always gives me chills
with glasses = einstein
without = marilyn
OMG WHAT IS THIS
i literally just moved my contact in my eye to see if it worked and holy shit
sHIT I TOOK MY GLASSES OFF AND IT CHANGED??
for normal-sighted people: look from far away or squint
Heartbreaking Moments: 6/7 ~ The Iron Giant Sacrificing Himself (The Iron Giant)
How to tell if it was a gunshot or fireworks: gunshots don’t echo, fireworks do.
thaNK YOU SO MUCH
the fact that anyone might commonly need to know this terrifies me
clearly you’re not from america
Woke up. Rushed to get ready for work. Get to work. Find out I’m actually 7 hours early for my shift
john oliver is really not fucking around
Sounds like the best party ever.
damn right I did
what i predict will be my most underrated joke of all time