sideb00b:

this easter is 4/20 sooooo blaze before you praise

katbot:

Professor: Your essay must be 3,000 - 6,000 words

Me: image

bewbin:

mlssfortune:

where the fuck did i put my ocarina

It’s ok you’ll find it in time

vikkilovely:

I almost died laughing.

songsofwolves:

 ARCTIC MONKEYS : minimalist song posters - part 4 

bruhcardi:

when u take off ur iphone case and it feels like ur holding a newborn

spicy-vagina-tacos:

yeah clowns and heights are scary and all but have u ever clogged your friends toilet

Proud of my body for not dying from allergies

unclefather:

brokendildo:

what if u were laying in bed and then stretched ur hand up and something hi5’d u

i’d move to a different continent because i don’t fuckin play like that